News has been filtered that Bodders will be rowing on Saturday, but hte location has been kept secret. In other news, Bodders has updated his Facebook Groups and created the group 'Leonidas IV'. This illusive group is membership upon request only, but we do, however, have agents on the ground who are in the process of infiltrating Bodders' newest following.

Bodders attends mundane charity event, something to do with children and Africa.

Bodders was seen to be celebrating his defeat of the Castle College wrongful incrimination at the Durham University House Party Society. Bodders was sporting his 'Edward Cider Hands', apparently a ritual he and his colleagues engage in throughout periods of euphoria, the effects of which have been known to cause repercussion hundreds of miles away.

Bodders is cleared of all charges relating to the Castle Gleeson fiasco much to the delight of Queen and country alike.

Bodders' rowing training was filmed to satisfy the mammoth female demand for "more of Bodders getting down and sweaty and doing that boat thing" and will be put on the internet, on his website, for all frustrated housewives.

Bodders wins Tatler Man of the Year, 2007.

Bodders is papped out on the town, shares a case of Cristal with Larry (the crazy one), and pulls Kate Moss.

Bodders scoops Male Model of the Year, beating Hansel in an electrifying walk-off. Doesn't turn up to the Oscars, disappointing his thousands of fans.

First airing of Bodders' new L'Oreal advert. He IS worth it.