Val D'Isere

Reports that Henry was enjoying a well deserved respite from his busy schedule for one week in the French ski resort, Val D'Isere, appear to have been false. His colleagues at the University of Durham who were on the trip were reluctant to give us any information: Fred Walker said "Henry's activities are frankly none of your business"; Rory Robertson refused to comment, telling us to "fuck off". (Incidentally, Rory 'From York' Robertson is the head supervisor of Henry's escort detail; as such, we took the opportunity to leave rather quickly.)

An Apology

Upon the release of Henry's whereabout by this agency, the Cinamon Grand had to close its doors to what was described as a "robust and overwhelming mass of frenzied fans". Hours later the hotel was reopened; the Director Emeritus of the Henry Bodkin Foundation and the Cinnamon Grand's Chief Marketing Officer released a statement soon after notifying the crowd that Henry was escorted out of the hotel and has left to celebrate the New Year outside of the country. The airport authorities had no further information and his private jet has not logged the journey with officials here.

We regret to inform our readers that once the crowd had dispersed, two were found dead and over half a dozen injured from being crushed against the hotel by the swell of the crowd. The hotel's CMO issued a further statement of condolence to the families of the victims. Whilst we also sympathise with the families and recognise that it was this agency that released Henry's whereabouts and resulted in the tragedy, we hope the families of the victims find solace knowing that their loved ones died in close company of Henry Bodkin, a man they cherished more than their own lives.

Henry's whereabouts are, again, unknown.