Day trip to a Tamil Village

Contrary to reports of Henry's arrival tomorrow afternoon, we have learned that Henry has been in India for a number of days now. He was sighted in the Cardamom Hills late last night, and his publicity office has released pictures of his visit to a Tamil Village in Northern Sri Lanka this morning.

Here the children are seen celebrating a festival held in Henry's honour. The swords are symbols representing Henry's glorious victory over the beast that would come down from the forest in the dark of the night and urinate on the village's tea plantations; this apparently had no negative affect on the crops whatsoever. However, it produced a reprehensible odour that unfortunately made cooking, football matches and sexual intercourse activities that were very unpleasant for the village's inhabitants.

Henry never revealed what exactly the beast was, but scientists from Harvard and the Indian Council on Agricultural Research have speculated that it was a rare breed of feline that now, thanks to Henry's brave endeavour, is beleived to be extinct.

Further news on Henry's whereabouts are unknown.