We have just received and verified reports form our source in Colombo that Henry has checked in to the Cinnamon Grand hotel in Sri Lanka's capital city under his most commonly used alias, Alfred Caroline Hitchcock. After bribing a hotel clerk, our source discovered that Henry plans to stay in Colombo throughout the following week.
*The alias is a tribute to his favourite film director, Alfred Hitchcock. Rumours have circulated that Caroline is reference to who is believed to be his former lover, Caroline Louise Marguerite, Her Royal Highness the Princess of Hanover. The two are suspected of having had a secret love affair during the Princess' menopause. Henry has neither confirmed or denied these rumours, although it very adequately explains his company's acquisition of a former Monegasque Royal Palace, as well as his honourary title, the Marquis of Guiscard.
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