Henry's New Years Eve plans discovered!

We have just received and verified reports form our source in Colombo that Henry has checked in to the Cinnamon Grand hotel in Sri Lanka's capital city under his most commonly used alias, Alfred Caroline Hitchcock. After bribing a hotel clerk, our source discovered that Henry plans to stay in Colombo throughout the following week.

*The alias is a tribute to his favourite film director, Alfred Hitchcock. Rumours have circulated that Caroline is reference to who is believed to be his former lover, Caroline Louise Marguerite, Her Royal Highness the Princess of Hanover. The two are suspected of having had a secret love affair during the Princess' menopause. Henry has neither confirmed or denied these rumours, although it very adequately explains his company's acquisition of a former Monegasque Royal Palace, as well as his honourary title, the Marquis of Guiscard.

Day trip to a Tamil Village

Contrary to reports of Henry's arrival tomorrow afternoon, we have learned that Henry has been in India for a number of days now. He was sighted in the Cardamom Hills late last night, and his publicity office has released pictures of his visit to a Tamil Village in Northern Sri Lanka this morning.

Here the children are seen celebrating a festival held in Henry's honour. The swords are symbols representing Henry's glorious victory over the beast that would come down from the forest in the dark of the night and urinate on the village's tea plantations; this apparently had no negative affect on the crops whatsoever. However, it produced a reprehensible odour that unfortunately made cooking, football matches and sexual intercourse activities that were very unpleasant for the village's inhabitants.

Henry never revealed what exactly the beast was, but scientists from Harvard and the Indian Council on Agricultural Research have speculated that it was a rare breed of feline that now, thanks to Henry's brave endeavour, is beleived to be extinct.

Further news on Henry's whereabouts are unknown.

A Bodkin New Year

News of Bobo's plans to spend New Year's Eve in India were leaked by his former secretary to the Associated Press. Despite his attempts to suppress this information from the media, we have nonetheless managed to acquire his travel plans. He is due to arrive in New Dehli and on 30th December, around midday.

British Airways has released a statement notifying the public that due the extreme influx of demand for tickets to New Dehli this New Years Even prices have increased to premium rates, although this move reportedly had a minimal affect on their ticket purchases.